Where did they go?
Alright, I have officially done it. I lost a total of 38 pounds, I am more fit than I was in high school, and I now love buying clothes. Unfortunately, in my losing weight endevor, I lost something that was not in the plan. Something that for years I complained about having, wishing they would just go away, and I would never have wanted more. Where did my boobs go? Not only are they gone but remember I have had two children...things have shifted.
Now here is my dilema...I want them back. Yes, most of you think I am nuts in which you should probably stop reading because it is only going to get worse.
I am in my brothers wedding next May. I am 32 years old and I get to wear a hot black dress with some sexy black heals...the whole package. Its a strapless dress and would look even better if I had a chest to hold damn thing up. Since, Dr. 90210 is to far away and I haven't won lottery or the battle with my husband, I am stuck with the not-so-cheap, not-so-real implants! I have been looking online and the search has not been easy. So far these are the best I have come accross.
1 pair of silicone breast enhancers
$44.00
Hollywood Fashion Tape now reveals the stars’ secret to sexy cleavage: Hollywood Extras silicone breast enhancers. (No scene is complete without the requisite extras.) These super-soft, feel-so-real anatomical add-ons slip easily into your bra or swimsuit, giving new meaning to the term “Supersize me!” These beauties add a full cup size to your already invaluable landscape.
Placed under your breasts, Hollywood Extras create “Va Va Voom” volume; off to the side gives you “Celebrity Style” cleavage. Believe us, the plastic surgery industry never wanted you to know about this painless-to-your-pocketbook, at-your-own-discretion, home-improvement delivery system.
Made of clear silicone and polyurethane, Hollywood Extras can be hand-washed with mild soap and used time and time again. They come in a wonderful keep-forever tin, too!
Now here is my reason for the blog. Am I truely nuts? Do you know better ones? Or do you know a plastic surgeon who wants to give a wonderful mother new big boobs?
Now here is my dilema...I want them back. Yes, most of you think I am nuts in which you should probably stop reading because it is only going to get worse.
I am in my brothers wedding next May. I am 32 years old and I get to wear a hot black dress with some sexy black heals...the whole package. Its a strapless dress and would look even better if I had a chest to hold damn thing up. Since, Dr. 90210 is to far away and I haven't won lottery or the battle with my husband, I am stuck with the not-so-cheap, not-so-real implants! I have been looking online and the search has not been easy. So far these are the best I have come accross.
1 pair of silicone breast enhancers
$44.00
Hollywood Fashion Tape now reveals the stars’ secret to sexy cleavage: Hollywood Extras silicone breast enhancers. (No scene is complete without the requisite extras.) These super-soft, feel-so-real anatomical add-ons slip easily into your bra or swimsuit, giving new meaning to the term “Supersize me!” These beauties add a full cup size to your already invaluable landscape.
Placed under your breasts, Hollywood Extras create “Va Va Voom” volume; off to the side gives you “Celebrity Style” cleavage. Believe us, the plastic surgery industry never wanted you to know about this painless-to-your-pocketbook, at-your-own-discretion, home-improvement delivery system.
Made of clear silicone and polyurethane, Hollywood Extras can be hand-washed with mild soap and used time and time again. They come in a wonderful keep-forever tin, too!
Now here is my reason for the blog. Am I truely nuts? Do you know better ones? Or do you know a plastic surgeon who wants to give a wonderful mother new big boobs?
posted by Cari | 5:20 PM
2 Comments:
Cari you crack me up! I love the post and when you find the best ones let me know where. And congrats on the weight loss. That's incredible!! How did you do it? I'm sure it was a lotion or pill right?!? :)
Maybe we can tag team and get the discounted rate for having two surgeries at once! I TOTALLY, 110% feel your pain!!! Remember, I was smaller then you to begin with, breast fed for months upon months and now have NOTHING to show. Heck, at times, I feel my belly sticks out further than my boobs and I don't really feel I have much of a belly!! When you come up with a good solution, please let me know!
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